A tongue has no bones but it can break a heart.
A serious girl, when she finds someone who calms her spirit and quiets her busy thoughts, will love you so fiercely, it will defy even her own logic and reasoning.
I’m scared as hell to want you. But here I am, wanting you anyway.
where would we be if we obeyed the rule “ask your parents before going online”
So SO uneducated about penises
cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas
me: you said i got one phone call