do you ever see a person you love do something really fucking ridiculous and you just watch and think “ah yes this is where i have laid my affections”
How to play The Sims
- spend 3 hours creating your family
- spend 3 days creating your house
- play the actual game for 20 minutes
- do not touch for 4 months
So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”. The teacher said “so you’re adopted”. THe next day the kid came in and told us that he confronted his parents about it and that they said he was adopted but wanted to wait for the right time to tell him.
what do adult stores even sell? stock reports? briefcases? vials of liquefied youth?
further research reveals that adult stores sell absolutely none of these things
Keep your relationship private without keeping your partner a secret. There’s a difference between privacy and secrecy.
i hate when light-haired girls are just sitting there complaining like “omg my legs are SO hairy!”
when in reality they look like this:
and i’m just sitting there like:
i’ve never laughed so hard at a tumblr post before.
You can make Venn diagrams any shape you want, but society forces you to use circles. Ask yourself why, the next time you draw the angle-less shape.